Step One

Open mouth as wide as possible.

Step Two
Place foot in mouth.

Step Three
Savor the moment, jackass.

I stuffed my mouth so full of foot just now. I actually told Beth that I still think about her in "that" way sometimes. Dork. What a dumb move. I opened the door for her to tell me that I need to get over her and stop pining. She actually used that word. Pining. Huh.

That is what makes us human. The ability to know better, and still screw something up. Yup. I firmly believe that.

Night.